Sculpture By The Sea

So the Sculpture by the Sea is over for another year. Like many eastern suburbs residents I decided to brave the crowded paths of the Bondi to Bronte walk and explore the 2012 installation of the event. Here’s what I saw…

The home of the first openly gay eskimo … sorry inuit:

Blatant defiance of the “NO BUSHFIRES ON THE BEACH” law:

Are frogs exempt from wearing helmets while riding bikes? Where’s the consistency?:

I don’t get it, I just know it scares me… It’s like it’s staring into my soul:

A representation of the need for increased participation in our volunteer coastal organisations … or maybe just an unattended surf live saving tent:

Superman has relocated his house to Tamarama Beach:

That damn giant baby always forgets to pick up his toys:

A nightmare game of pickup sticks:

After all this time, Buddy Holly’s glasses have washed up on shore:

Obviously sculptures are exempt from Sustainable Fishing Laws:

The trampoline of the future:

Not quite a stairway to heaven:

A roughie to include in your Melbourne Cup Trifecta:

No Shit:

There were actual parking inspectors standing around this one hoping to slap somebody with a $180 fine:

Daryl was so keen to get to work he’d often leave home without his pants… Check Check, 1, 2, 1, 2: